Total Medals Earned: 55 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,245 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (100/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
That's quite a busy reign
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (210/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Medals Earned: 7/20 (50/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)